Funny Quotes
If you tickle me i'm not responsible for your injuries.
'Username or Password incorrect'. TELL ME Which ONE You SON of A Bitch
Im tired and sleepy, but when I get in bed my body's like, 'Just Kidding!'
Why is my bed so much more comfier when my alarm goes off in the morning.
That awkward moment when you glance at someone staring at you.